Since all the Chestbrah hype which, by the way, amounted to nothing because Chestbrah was never serious about facing the shark one-on-one, some new beef has surfaced by way of a guy named Sam Locivic.
A poster appeared online saying, “I will stab that cunt Sharky if he goes near Chestbrah”, signed Sam Locivic. On the other side is Sharky with a mean death mask on, saying, “Let the games begin”. It isn’t clear if Locivic actually said that or whether some other hype-artist created it to stir things up.
At this point it’s worth pointing out that when we asked Sharky if he knew of a Sam Locivic, he replied “Who?”
However, Tim was pretty interested to see the evidence we’d gathered on his behalf.
So. Who Is Sam Locivic?
Apparently he is a pro-boxer of 5 years, but we haven’t been able to locate any supporting evidence. However, we heard he was trying to break into UFC, and did locate a video of him saying that Sharky should “suck his left nut the ugly little cunt”; he then starts to wrestle – more like cuddle – another man on the floor.
We found more evidence of Sam’s ramblings in his Facebook page archives – his bum chum Chestbrah chimes in at the bottom with a comment:
What’s quite weird is some of Sam’s recent Facebook ramblings. As someone regularly pictured with Chestbrah and others posing in gyms and other public places with his top off, he has suddenly gone all spiritual :
“Instead of looking good and caring about your looks majority of the time, learn to become a better person inside, with out a good personality your simply ugly.”
Sammy boy then made a love-life admission that he’d dated a man for 4 years and been given a head job and a rooting on their first meet up – something you might want to keep to yourself when embarking on a campaign to insult the Shark:
Fight Analysis – Sam Locivic Vs. Tim Sharky
Boxer, wrestler (cuddler), whatever, come on. Does Sam really want to fight the Shark one-on-one? Or is he just trying to jump on the Sharky-Chestbrah bandwagon and make a name for himself.
Granted, Locivic is young and full of spunk (so would you be after having dated a man for 4 years), but just look at the video above and imagine him trying to wrestle the Shark like that. I think Tim might not be able to fight due to laughing so much.
The Shark is a beast. He isn’t a technical fighter but if he so much as stumbles into you you’ll have a hard time finding your feet again. Get charged or hit once and it’s over.
Sorry Sam, you’re not a contender. But if you are serious about a bout with the Shark, we’re sure it could be arranged if proceeds were raised for a dog or children’s charity.
Anyway, we’ll leave you with a picture of Sam and his “friend” out for some fun in the sun.